Take your cough syrup, Corgi.

[melo_annechen]

The original is I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) by The Proclaimers from their album Sunshine on Leith. I am rather sure they never intended this use of their music.

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna blog
I'm gonna blog the dream I had of fighting gnus
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna blog
I'm gonna blog about the man with the pink tutu
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna blog
I'm gonna be the one who posts drunk shabble fu
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna blog
I'm gonna post all the havering to you

Oh, I will have five hundred friends,
and I will have five hundred more,
Just to be the blogger with a thousand friends,
can you say 'attention whore'?

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be complaining on the net about what I do
And when I get paid for surviving in this zoo
I'll get a faster ISP for pics of Hugh
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who logs on to Big Blue
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who's faking youth for you

Oh, I will have five hundred friends,
and I will have five hundred more,
Just to be the blogger with a thousand friends,
can you say 'attention whore'?
O-M-G! (o-m-g)
O-M-G! (o-m-g)
O-M-G, L-O-L, R-O-T-F-L!
O-M-G! (o-m-g)
O-M-G! (o-m-g)
O-M-G, L-O-L, R-O-T-F-L!

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be constructing slashfic with a grue
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
about the posts I write that are metaquoted too
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna blog
I'm gonna blog about the man in a pink tutu
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who logs on to Big Blue
I’m gonna be the one who’s blogging this one too

Oh, I will have five hundred friends,
and I will have five hundred more,
Just to be the blogger with a thousand friends,
can you say 'attention whore'?
O-M-G! (o-m-g)
O-M-G! (o-m-g)
O-M-G, L-O-L, R-O-T-F-L!
O-M-G! (o-m-g)
O-M-G! (o-m-g)
O-M-G, L-O-L, R-O-T-F-L!

Oh, I will have five hundred friends,
and I will have five hundred more,
Just to be the blogger with a thousand friends,
can you say 'attention whore'?