No, I am NOT a cranky camper.

[melo_annechen]

Right - we're back from camping, I've had a shower and a nap, and there are a few things I felt I should share with you.

1. It will always be colder there than in your own bed. Remember to bring an extra blanket.

2. Outdoors is occasionally slightly damp, even if it is not raining. Remember to bring an extra change of clothes. For everyone in your party. I mean it.

3. If it is a startlingly clear night, on a date that meteor showers are purported to be scheduled, the sky will cloud over five minutes before they start. Go to bed, already.

And boys, a little advice: If your partner gets up at o'dark thirty to go to the WC, and you do not escort them, do not be surprised if said partner shrieks when you step onto the trail in front of them when they return from the WC. It is not fair you could just wander off the trail and take care of that. It is not your partner's fault they were unable to follow suit, and really you should know better. If your partner is an imaginative sort, it does not take long for them to recount the myriad ways one can be killed silently in the woods, so you will BLOODY well ANNOUNCE YOURSELF before stepping onto the trail!

I feel better now. Thank you.

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[ms-issicran.livejournal.com]

I admit it, I'm chuckling.

[annechen-melo.livejournal.com]

Luckily, nobody made a comment about whooping cranes in the area the next morning.